Arithmetic 1234

Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.

Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.

Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

Q: Why did I divide sin by tan?
A: Just cos.

Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?
A: To Times Square.

Q: What do you call friends who love math?
A: algebros

Q: What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A: A roamin' numeral.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9

Q: What did the mathematician say when he finished his christmas dinner?
A: root -1/ root 64 (I over

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!