Difference Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin.

Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
A: Mobius Dick.

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four

Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'

Q: What is the world's longest song?
A: "Aleph-nought Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

Q: How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles?
A: Warsaw!

Q: How do you know when you've reached your Math Professors voice-mail?
A: The message is "The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again..."

Q: What is normed, complete, and yellow?
A: A Bananach space...

Q: What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a race?
A: 2 Fast 4 U!

Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An algorithm!